And then I had children.
I know my vajayjay will never, ever be the same again. I think I need to call these guys and make an appointment.
I know that giving birth and going through the challenges of raising children, has given me an even more filthy mouth than I did before.
|Maybe not, but fuck it, I don't give a shit.|
I know that my ass is now pushing for its own postcode.
I know that since breastfeeding my boobs are now following the laws of gravity a little too closely.
And I know that I have about another 15-20 years of lack of sleep ahead of me and these bags under my eyes will soon be a permanent feature of my face.
|I found this when searching for remedies for baggy eyes....WTF????|
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